Ali Back to Karachi..

Ali is here !!
Last night all DFA members were at airport to pick Ali. He was late so all we had to do was just wait and tafreeee..

Laptop

Finally got my HP notebook nx 6310,dUo Core 1.6 and 512 with crystal bright.
nice machine but we are working to install windows in it.

T-Shirt Humor

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JOIN the ARMY. Visit Exotic Places Meet Interesting People Then Kill Them ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jenius
Not Perfect. But so close it scares me.
I'm no ordinary freak.
Statistics show that 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.
I'm right 98% of the time. Who gives a crap about the other 3%?
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok . . . they know me here.
Keep watching. Maybe I'll do a trick.
Why is the original text in a document called "copy"?
Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?
Hukt awn fonix wurkt fur mee.
When I want your opinion, I will give it to you.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off.
AAAAA -- American Association Against Acronym Abuse
This T-shirt Intentionally Left Blank
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Department of Redundancy Department
My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole.
My Anger Management Class pisses me off!
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
No One is old enough to know better.
I'm so Old I can Laugh, Cough, Sneeze, Fart, and Pee --- All at the Same Time.
Grab your balls, we're going bowling.
I'm on a drinking team --- with a bowling problem!
I'm taking a wine course, but not for credit.
Don't Rush Me --- I get paid by the hour.
My first thought is usually wrong, criminal or selfish.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on the list.
Computers
There are 10 types of people in this world.Those who understand binaryAnd Those who don't.E. G., What part of 1 + 1 = 10 don't you understand?(Hint: 10 base 2 = 2 base 10 .... c'mon, it's as easy as 1, 10, 11)
Insufficient Memory at This Time
Wipe Feet on Doormat to Continue [Doormat Slogan]
May the Source code be with you.
Document my code?Why do you think it's called "code"?
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0
Will Code for Food [Cardboard Sign]
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
We need a patch for human stupidity.
ERROR: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to Continue
The truly educated never graduate
Don't Blame Me, It's a Software Problem
I may be old, but I'm not technologically obsolete.
Stay Away: I'm Dain Bramaged!
Get a Real Computer, Trash the Mac
Shut up and reboot.
Engineers
The key to successful engineering is to get the customer to relax the specifications.
Logic — the Art of being wrong with confidence.
V = IR It's the law.
Electrical Engineers does it with less resistance.
Eschew Obfuscation.
If it Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It!
Math illiteracy affects 7 out of 5 people.
If you're not part of the Solution, then you're part of the Precipitate.
What is the speed of dark?
The Gene Pool could use some Chlorine.
Employment, etc.
Good Job! You haven't done anything stupid in five minutes!
Successfully Unemployed
Recovering Workaholic (I have lifted a finger in years.)
Rehab is for quitters.
No Job, No Money, No Car, but I'm in a band.
I'm retired, but I work part-time as a pain in the ass!
To err is human --- to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
I suffer from cruel and unusual employment.
My experience with you helped prepare me for the real world which also sucks!
It's impossible to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I pray that God isn't too picky.
I can't hear you. My ears don't pick up sound waves from stupid people.
In case of emergency, I'm gonna use your fat ass as a flotation devie.
I'M NOT INFANTILE, you stinky butt poophead!
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
Just how much fun can I have before I go before I go to hell?
This is not a beer gut, it's a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
Your lips keep moving but all I hear is blah, blah, blah . . .
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Just build a bridge and get over it!
~^~ Redneck and Sleazy ~^~

You say REDNECK like it's a BAD thing!
Rednecks: Keeping the woods clear of critters since 1843!
Let's play carpenter! First we get hammered than I nail you.
Save the Trees. Wipe your ass with an owl.
There's a place for all of God's creatures --- right next to the potatoes and gravy.
The only mark I've made in life is on my underwear.
Buy this man a beer.
I'm drinking to make you pretty.
[Written upside down] If you can read this, put me back on my barstool.
~^~ For Women Only ~^~
Born Free! Now I'm expensive.
Pink isn't just a color. It's an Attitude!
It's not Shopping. It's Reality Therapy.
Well, la de frinkin' da!
You'll always be my best friend, you know too much!
Do you want to talk to the Man in Charge, or the Woman who knows what's going on?
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
I AM in SHAPE. Round is a shape.
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!
Oh, s h — i t ! I've become my mother!
I have PMS and ESP which makes me a b i t c h who knows everything!
Husband For Sale! Comes with flat screen TV and remote control.
I do NOT have Hot Flashes! I have short, private vacations in the Tropics.
I'm not 40-something! I'm 39.95 plus shipping and handling.
When a child is born, so is a Grandmother.

Me @ WorK

Nice Shirt :)

Cruise Dubai-Karachi

KARACHI: Federal Minister for Ports and shipping Senator Babar Khan Ghauri has said that that the ferry service from Karachi to Dubai would be commenced from 3rd of November.
Presided over the function of "Gulf Dream Cruise" (the first licensed ferry) here at local Hotel last evening, he said Gulf Dream Cruise weight is 23,000 tons and its length in 196 meters it rooms are 540 and it can accommodate 1250 passengers and would have a crew of 400 personnel.

Helim Baloon an IDea

Sketches and calculations to make a helium-powered balloon bomb filled with anthrax have been found from the Kabul office of an NGO headed by Bashiruddin Mehmood, one of the two Pakistani nuclear scientists detained in Islamabad for questioning on their alleged links with Osama bin Laden, a leading American journal has said.
Such a balloon bomb was capable of showering the deadly anthrax over areas as vast as New York or Washington DC

Israel is Developing 'Ethnic Bomb' for Growing Biological Weapons Arsenal
Mark Weber
Israel is working on an "ethnically targeted" biological weapon that would kill or harm Arabs but not Jews, according to Israeli military and western intelligence sources cited in a front-page report in the London Sunday Times, November 15, 1998 ("Israel Planning 'Ethnic' Bomb as Saddam Caves In," by Uzi Mahnaimi and Marie Colvin).

In developing this "ethno-bomb," the British paper went on, Israeli scientists are trying to exploit medical advances by identifying distinctive genes carried by some Arabs, and then create a genetically modified bacterium or virus. The goal is to use the ability of viruses and certain bacteria to alter the DNA inside the host's living cells. The scientists are trying to engineer deadly microorganisms that attack only those bearing the distinctive genes.

The secret Israel program is based at the Institute for Biological Research in Nes Tsiona, a small town southeast of Tel Aviv, the main research facility for Israel's clandestine arsenal of chemical and biological weapons.

A scientist there said the task is very complicated because both Arabs and Jews are of Semitic origin. But he added: "They have, however, succeeded in pinpointing a particular characteristic in the genetic profile of certain Arab communities, particularly the Iraqi people." Diseases could be spread by spraying organisms into the air or putting them in water supplies.

Some experts have commented that while an ethnically targeted weapon is theoretically feasible, the practical aspects of creating one are enormous. All the same, a confidential Pentagon report warned last year that biological agents could be genetically engineered to produce new lethal weapons.

US Defense Secretary William Cohen revealed that he had received reports of countries working to create "certain types of pathogens that would be ethnic-specific." A senior western intelligence source confirmed that Israel is one of the countries Cohen had in mind, the Sunday Times report added.

Reliable Record
The Sunday Times report is all the more credible given the prestigious paper's past record of reliable reporting. In a detailed front-page report published on June 19, 1977, the Sunday Times first revealed to the world that Israeli authorities had been torturing Palestinian prisoners, that this torture was "widespread and systematic," and that it "appears to be sanctioned at some level as deliberate policy." At the time Israeli officials and Jewish-Zionist leaders in the United States protested the Sunday Times revelations, and denied the charge. Later, though, Israeli torture of prisoners was independently verified by Amnesty International, and others.

Another recent Sunday Times article revealed that Israeli jets have been equipped to carry chemical and biological weapons. "There is hardly a single known or unknown form of chemical or biological weapons ... which is not manufactured at the [Nes Tsiona] Institute," a biologist who is a former Israeli intelligence official told the newspaper. And the Israeli newspaper Yediot Ahronot, citing a foreign report, has told readers that hundreds of bottles of deadly anthrax toxin are stored at the Institute.

The "ethnic bomb" claims have been given further credence in Foreign Report, an authoritative Jane's publication that closely monitors security and military matters. It cites unnamed South African sources as saying that Israeli scientists, in trying to develop an "ethnic bullet" against Arabs, have made use of similar biological studies conducted by South African scientists during the Apartheid era (and later revealed in testimony before that country's "Truth and Reconciliation Commission"). Foreign Report also says that Israelis have gained insights into the Arab genetic make-up by conducting research on "Jews of Arab origin, especially Iraqis."

The British Medical Association has become so concerned about the lethal potential of genetically-based biological weapons that it has opened an investigation. Dr. Vivienne Nathanson, who organized the research, said: "With an ethnically targeted weapon, you could even hit groups within a population. The history of warfare, in which many conflicts have an ethnic factor, shows how dangerous this could be."

A spokesman for Britain's biological defense establishment confirms that such weapons are theoretically possible. "We have reached a point now where there is an obvious need for an international convention to control biological weapons," he said.

The Anti-Defamation League lost no time denouncing the Sunday Times "ethnic bomb" report. Abraham Foxman, national director of the influential Jewish-Zionist organization, called it "irresponsible and dangerous." The ADL official went on: "This sensational story is reminiscent of the age-old anti-Semitic blood libel myth of Jews deviously targeting non-Jews with poison." Question: How does Foxman know that this report is not true? Do high-level Israeli officials routinely inform the ADL of the Zionist government's top-secret military programs?

A senior Israeli government official similarly rejected the Sunday Times report, saying "this is the kind of story that does not deserve denial." Such Israeli declarations are virtually worthless, however, considering that the Zionist state refuses officially to acknowledge that it has nuclear weapons, a fact that even authoritative American sources have confirmed.

'Human Guinea Pigs'
Victor Ostrovsky, a former case officer of Israel's Mossad intelligence agency, recalled in his book The Other Side of Deception how he first learned of the Zionist state's secret weapons center:

It was Uri who enlightened me regarding the Nes Zionna [Tsiona] facility. It was, he said, an ABC warfare laboratory -- ABC standing for atomic, biological and chemical. It was where our top epidemiological scientists were developing various doomsday machines. Because we were so vulnerable and would not have a second chance should there be an all-out war in which this type of weapon would be needed, there was no room for error. The [captured] Palestinian infiltrators came in handy in this regard. As human guinea pigs, they could make sure the weapons the scientists were developing worked properly and could verify how fast they worked and make them even more efficient.

As most of the world recognizes, United States policy toward countries that develop nuclear, chemical and biological weapons is sanctimonious and brazenly hypocritical.

Recently, for example, the US government sharply condemned India and Pakistan for testing nuclear weapons. Of course, the only country ever to have actually used nuclear weapons is the United States. In August 1945, American forces instantly killed tens of thousands of Japanese civilians with atomic bombs, first in Hiroshima and then in Nagasaki -- even though America's most competent military leaders held that there was no military need to use the horrific weapon. (See: "Was Hiroshima Necessary," in the May-June 1997 Journal, pp. 4-12).

To prevent the government of Iraq from developing "weapons of mass destruction" (to use the currently fashionable phrase), the United States regularly bombs the hapless Arab country, and enforces an economic embargo that (according to authoritative estimates) has already claimed the lives of more than 200,000 Iraqi children.

For decades, though, America's political and intellectual leaders -- reflecting their obsequious subservience to Jewish-Zionist interests -- condone Israel's growing arsenal of sophisticated nuclear, chemical and biological weapons.


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From The Journal of Historical Review, Nov. — Dec. 1998 (Vol. 17, No. 6), pages 24-25.

That was fun last night me and omair went to PACC for Black Fish. These guys are cool and the way they acted and performed improvisational it is unbelievable. When we reached there omair made a hoshyari and park the car in avari parking lot so we walked about a kilometer for PACC. On a way some police officers stop us and we had some chit chat with them. Over all it was a fun night.

Its Raining cats and dogs in karachi :D